Early morning observations

As I am up at three o'clock this morning, I have had time to watch some interesting things on the television.  And here, my friends, are some acute observations while you sleep the morning away.

-I found music videos!  Oh yes.  VH1 has been hiding them in the wee hours of the morning.  And you know what, I miss them.  

-I will forever hold a little grudge against ESPN for their basketball bias.  Two very exciting games sevens last night in the hockey playoffs, one went into overtime, and all they talked about for twenty minutes was one basketball game.  

-eSurance commercials are annoying.  

-The fitness craze that makes people dance around like strippers is not sexy.  And the fact that you get a stripper pole along with the videos is down right disturbing.  

-Kansas has a 'if you drink and drive, we will find you' campaign, which is great.  In the commercials, they pull over five different vehicles, all of which are driven by men.  I strongly believe this is prejudicial against men.  Women drink and drive too.  

-You can buy a Barack Obama watch with the 'Yes We Can' quote, his face, and an American flag all engraved on the face of the watch, along with the presidential seal on the back of the watch, for just thirty five dollars off of the home shopping network.  Oh, and there are diamond-type stones all around the watch.  Classy.  

-The two hockey analysts ESPN has, matthew barnaby and barry melrose, are far superior to the six or seven basketball analysts they have.  

-MASH is one of the greatest shows.  ever.  'Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen' is the best episode of any show.  ever.