09 September 2011

Lake rage

While I was at the beer store tonight (cause that's what I do), I saw beer brewed by the company 'Great Lakes Brewing Company'.  I thought ;that's awesome, where in Michigan is it brewed?'  And you want to know why?  It's not because I'm from the greatest state in this country, but because the state touches four out of five of the great lakes.  And seriously, who cares about Lake Ontario? 

Lo and behold, the beer is brewed in Ohio.  To make it even worse, it's brewed in Cleveland.  Cleveland!  Where do they get off?  They're Ohio.  The only great lake they touch is Lake Erie.  Seriously.  Lake Erie sucks.  It's the Ohio of the great lakes.  They don't deserve the company name. 

Even if the beer is great, I won't touch it because the last good thing that came out of Ohio was....well....






I guess that ends this conversation. 

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