Dear Hipsters:
Give us real men back our beards. Stick to your skinny jeans that will hopefully cut off circulation to your genitals to help prevent your breeding aspirations and keep your thick rimmed glasses and give us back the most masculine thing a man can do. If you do not, I will start to hunt you all down with trimmers and a rusty disposable razor.
Sincerely,
M. Litzner
Future Hipster Hunter and Shaver
P.S. Give us back our Chucks, you don't deserve them.
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