While watching the the Tigers/Royals game tonight, I came to the realization that I could not be a professional sports broadcaster, not that I have plans or dreams to be one.
In the second inning, Ryan Raburn crushed a home run to left field. The first words out of my mouth were 'Oh! He hit the shit out of that one!'
That was in the second inning so it wasn't like I had a handful of beers because we all know that one thing that comes out after a bunch of barley pop it's swear words.
'A' looked at me and told me that all I would have to do is just substitute the swear words for catch phrase words. I responded with 'You mean like "Oh! He hit the snot out of that one!"'. She looked at me and said: 'That's just gross babe.'
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