I officially got this weekend coming up off so I can go to Dallas for my birthday. Sometimes it pays to suck up to your boss. So I had last weekend off, this weekend coming up off, and the weekend after that off. Don't ask how I do it, just recognize the fact that I rock. Granted, having weekends off has led me to want to believe in genetic engineering/cloning (are they the same thing, are they different?). To me, an uneducated man in this field, they are just about the same thing. Take one person, and make them two (or more). I don't care about the specifics or wheter it is right or wrong, I just need another me.
The people I have working for me are pretty much useless. There is no real argument here. I tried a while ago to help them all along in the process and show them, you know, how to work. It didn't get to them. So I had this weekend off, and I went to work this morning and looked around the departments and realized that nothing was really done in either of them all weekend. So I spent the first two hours practically running around (and you must take into account that this is at six oclock in the morning...I'm not a morning person. And this kind of shit makes me real pissy) and getting everything looking somewhat okay for the daily opening. So I want a clone for the weekends I do not work. It would make me much happier on Monday.
It's either that or I start living at work. And I could take my tent and live in the cooler and maybe have a small stove in the corner.
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