Christmas Post

*Author's note: I wrote this back in 2008 and I have since made it my Christmas Eve or Christmas day post. It is simple and makes it easy for me to say that I at least wrote something for the holidays. Enjoy the day everyone. Be sure to keep the television off as long as possible and love being with family and friends.* 

We are watching A Christmas Story right now, and there is nothing better in this movie than the nostalgic feel of the Christmas morning scene. More than the kids ripping apart the wrapping, it is the expressions on the faces of the mom and dad. Just the joy that they have watching their kids. 

As much as people think it is all about the Red Rider BB gun, the movie is more than that. It's about family, more than anything.

• Idolizing the father
• Having a life long understanding with your mother
• And the fighting with your brother

And the final scene of the mom and dad relaxing with the Christmas tree alight and the snow falling at night.  Magic.

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Holiday Music

I'm sure I've written about this before, but I am in desperate need of writing inspiration.  Not topic inspiration, but just inspiration in general.  Over the past two months I have not had the need or the urge to write.  For whatever reason.  Anyway, let's talk about holiday music and the fact that it just makes me so happy.

Not all holiday music is great.  There are songs that just don't sit well with people.  Ask anyone and I'm sure they can rattle off two or three holiday songs that they don't like.  Off the top of my head, 'Frosty the Snowman', 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town', and 'The Christmas Shoes' are all songs that I would be okay with not hearing again.  I'm sure we can all agree that the Christmas Shoes song is just plain awful.  Right?  RIGHT?  I mean, it's gotta be listed as the worst holiday/Christmas song ever.  With Frosty and Santa Coming to Town, they aren't horrible songs they just aren't my favorites.  And with only a limited amount of time in which I listen to Christmas music, I don't want to spend it on songs I don't want to listen to.

And then there is great holiday music.  I could listen to Bing Crosby's 'White Christmas' album over and over again.  Every time one of his songs starts, the world, in my eyes, is draped in sepia.  It gives it a yesteryear feel.  Part of it might be because growing up we had the record and it will always sound old school to me.  Same thing with the 'Charlie Brown Christmas' soundtrack.  I love it.  Again, it's attached to fond memories from childhood and watching the special.  And isn't that part of what Christmas is about?  Great memories and family and childhood happiness.

I have found random songs that are fun too.  Songs like 'Purple Snowflakes' by Marvin Gaye.  'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen' by Barenaked Ladies.  And, of course 'Christmas in Hollis' by Run D.M.C.  And everyone has their favorite versions of songs.  I love, love, love 'I'll Be Home for Christmas'.  My favorite Christmas song.  My favorite is Bing Crosby's version, but Frank Sinatra's version is a close second.  'O Holy Night' by Nat King Cole gives me goosebumps every time I listen to it.  'Sleigh Ride' by the Ronettes is a fun cover.  

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Sandwich Rankings

On my day off, I ran some errands up in Woodbury.  Not the biggest deal in the world.  While I was up there, I made a stop at a bar/grill for lunch.  I was going to get a burger because this place has a build your own burger option.  You can pick everything from the bun, to the doneness (is that a word?) of the meat, to the toppings.  Customizable burgers.  It's pretty sweet.  When I got there, however, I for some reason was not in the mood for a burger.  So I looked throughout the menu and came across their sandwich section.  Pretty standard stuff.  Then I remembered that they have a Cuban sandwich.  I love Cuban sandwiches.  So let's rank some sandwiches.  Because why not?

5.)  BLT.  While I am including this on the list, I think that this is an overrated sandwich.  Is it tasty?  Yes.  But it's also an underwhelming sandwich.  I always think, BLT!  Then I eat one.  And it's just....meh.  Plus, if you don't have previously cooked bacon, or previously sliced tomatoes, it is a lot of work to make a sandwich.  Plus, I'm not the biggest fan of mayonnaise which apparently makes the sandwich.   

4.)  Peanut butter and jelly.  A classic.  A staple amongst school age kids for generations.  The nice thing about the PB&J is all the variations.  Plenty of peanut butter and jelly options are out there.  I still enjoy the sandwich a couple of times a week for lunch at work.  The major downside is that it is not very filling.  Plus, there is always this.

3.)  Grilled cheese.  I have been to restaurants that have had grilled cheese on their menu and they put different cheeses on it.  Let's be honest, there is only one real way to make a grilled cheese.  Two slices of Kraft American cheese, butter, and white bread.  As a kid, when we had this sandwich for lunch, it was accompanied by vegetable soup.  I know lots of people that prefer tomato soup to go with their grilled cheese, but for me it's got to be vegetable soup.   

2.)  Reuben.  One thing that kept me away from the Reuben sandwich for so long is the dressing.  I have slowly grown to appreciate Thousand Island dressing which has opened me to this sandwich.  And what is not to like about it?  It's got meat, cheese, sauerkraut, and it's traditionally toasted so it's nice and crispy.   

1.)  Cuban.  The Cuban sandwich.  The first time I had one of these, we were in St. Thomas getting married.  I got it because we were as close to Cuba as we were going to get without defecting.  The Caribbean islands know how to cook pig.  It was so savory and succulent.  And the pickle that was on the sandwich was a great compliment to the meat.  One thing that the place where I had lunch the other did that was awesome was put a jalapeno slice on top of the sandwich.     

Honorable mention:  Meatloaf sandwich.  Meatloaf.  On bread.  The end.   

I don't know why I decided to dedicate an entire post to sandwiches.  I haven't been feeling the want or need to write over the past several months, so I guess when I get that spark to, I might as well do so.  At the beginning of November, I had a thought that if I wrote one post each day for the rest of the year, I would be close to my insanely stupid goal of writing one hundred and twenty posts.  And where am I at?  Sixty one.  Yeah....yeah....

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Ramping Up

I don't want to scare anyone, but we are in the month of November.  And you know what that means.  It means that Thanksgiving is this month.  Hunting season is upon us.  The fall is turning into winter.  Right?  RIGHT?  Of course not.  Especially if you walk into any retail store.  It means that it's Christmas time!  No.  NO!  It's November!  Goddamit, it's noooooovemmmmber.  *Deep depressing sigh*

My wife and I went to Target a couple of weeks ago and this was the first time I was in one in about a month.  And it looked like the Christmas season got into the adult egg nog a little too early in the evening and then ended up puking decorations all over the place.  And I know that all retail stores are like this.  We have all of our Christmas stuff out at work.  It's been out since the end of October.  So it's not just the big retail stores that do this.  Working in retail for close to ten years, I guess you get desensitized to seeing everything out a couple of months ahead of time.  And it's not just Christmas.  Other holidays such as Easter, Valentine's Day, and Halloween are included.  How many months ahead of summer do you start to see shorts and tank tops at clothing stores?  And how often do we hear 'you guys are putting out Christmas stuff already?  It's not even November and you have all your Christmas stuff on the floor and selling it?'  

I guess we just have to go with it.  And you don't have to shop the holiday section until the month of the holiday.  Normally it is all concentrated in one section of a store.  Don't like the fact that stores start to stock holiday stuff a few months ahead of time?  Just ignore it.  Your complaints fall on deaf ears because the person stocking the shelves making minimum wage doesn't give a shit that you hate the fact that his employer brings in holiday stuff two months early. 

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Best Phone Call EVER!

At work the other day, I got a phone call.  I get plenty of phone calls at work.  Mostly people asking questions, looking to see if there is a certain piece of furniture in stock, price, size, etc. etc.  But, I got the best phone call I have had since I started at my current job.  In fact, it might be the best phone call I have ever gotten while at work.  Below is the paraphrased conversation.

Caller:  'Hello, my name is xxxxx.  You helped me about a week ago look for and find a Christmas cookie cutter set I was looking for.  Do you remember that?'

Me:  'Hello xxxxx.  Yes, I do remember that.  Is there anything with that I can help you with?  I can check to see if we have anymore.'

Caller:  'No, I just needed the one.  Thank you.  The reason I was calling was because I was really impressed with your customer service, knowledge of the product, and that you knew exactly where it was.  I work for Target as a human resources manager in town and was wondering if you would be interested in coming in and applying for a job as a department manger with us.'

Me:  *Smiling ear to ear* 'Thank you, but no.  I really enjoy working here.  The team is great, the management is supportive, and the pay is good.'

Caller:  'Okay, I just thought I would extend the offer.  They are lucky to have you.  Have a good day.'

Me:  'You too.'

Now, I got home and told my wife this story.  She said, 'well, you should have told her that you worked for them for close to eight years and all the shit that you had to deal with and how they don't try to develop their people unless they are close to the managers.'  And part of me really, really, really wanted to.  If this had been a phone call from my store here in Minnesota, I would have.  And if this caller had caught me on a bad day, I might have.  But, I wanted to take the high road, plus all she was doing was trying to staff her store.  You know, her job.  And the main reason I wanted to be polite and was because she doesn't have a clue about my previous work history.  She just saw someone that took the time to work with a customer and make sure they found what they were looking for.  It just made my day.  I went and told my manager shortly after the phone call and we both had a good laugh about it.  Because she has gotten the same type of phone call from her previous employer.  And the same type of scenario.  Someone who was impressed with her service, but was from a store that she did not work for.  We both have only been in our current position for less than a year, so we have something in common. 

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