A couple of good halloween jokes

Here is something fun and hopefully will get you my dead reader to laugh or perhaps smile a bit.

-Why did the cannibal get expelled from school?

~Because he was buttering up his teacher.



-A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.


See, you are smiling.

Oh well

Baby steps, baby steps...and all next year, the Tigers can claim to be the SECOND best team in baseball. Errors were very very very very very very very very very costly during the world series. It happens. Baseball is a game of streaks.

Game one tonight

The first game of the World Series between the Tigers and the Cardinals starts in just over an hour. The two teams have met before in the world series. The Tigers won in seven games back in 1968 and the Cards won in 1934 also in a seven game series.

I am hoping that this series goes five games in favor of Detroit (obviously) just so they can celebrate in Detroit if they do win. That city would go absolutly bonkers if that happens. I'll be cheering and supporting them on from down here this year and every year I will be alive. That is a sign of a true fan, always support even during the down years. None of this bandwagon jumping on and off bullshit that you see in sports.

Who's house?

The Tigers' house! That's right, the Detroit Tigers are going to the WORLD SERIES! That is right, the WORLD SERIES! They just won the American Leauge Series on a walk-off home run by Magglio. He was fucking money during this game. He had two home runs, one one run homer and the three run walk off home run.

I'm so excited. Now the Detroit Tigers bandwagon is pretty full. I just have one question for all of those fans who finally decided to cheer for them, where were you to support them when they were losing one hundred plus games a year? I tell you what, you weren't on the bandwagon then. Back then, I could stretch out on the bandwagon and not hit anyone. Shame on all of you for jumping on this year and for turning your backs on them in the years past.

Tragic day for baseball

Today: Cory Lidle, pitcher for the New York Yankees was killed when the plane he was flying crashed into a New York high rise. He and one other person were killed, no other people were injured. Lidle was quoted eariler in the year saying that he had found a new love; flying. Unfortunately, he leaves behind a wife and child.