30 December 2016

Inspired Poetry? Not Really.

With the world going to shit as this overly awful year comes to an end, I would like to point out that there are some fun things on the interwebzzzzz.  One thing is this website if you use Twitter.  It creates a random poem based on the things you have tweeted.  I mean, is it creepy that a website can cultivate through several years of tweets and come up with something in less than a minute?  Absolutely.  Most tweets that this site cultivates from are from the recent past, but still.  But if you think that there isn't access to at least one of your social media accounts without your knowledge, well I just can't help you.

Below is an example of what this website can create.


Freaking hilarious
by Michael Litzner

I would totally agree with her
From Upper Hand Brewery for dinner.
Was holding a fire extinguisher.
Oh Alex Wilson! Paint that corner.
Performance.
World Series' might be sadder...
Hehehehe....Mark Lowe appearance
Anyone want to take the under?
To win championships, I'm on board
Lions won't have a losing season!
Tv and stroke Jake Arrieta's beard.
BUSCH LIGHT SON!
State get rolled tonight. Hard.

Does it make sense?  Not really.  Is it still fun to do?  Absolutely.  I just spent about twenty five to thirty minutes playing with this.  Although 'World Series might be sadder.....hehehehe Mark Lowe appearance' are two great lines.  

26 December 2016

Missed Opportunity

At the beginning of this month, Major League Baseball had their annual Winter Meetings.  It's a time of year when you see some trades and free agent signings and is the first big splash event of the upcoming season.  A little strange to be thinking about baseball when there's a foot of snow on the ground, but for those of us who absolutely love this sport above all others, it can be a fun time.  There was plenty of speculation that the Detroit Tigers would be moving a few of their big name players in order to get 'leaner' as their GM Al Avila said.  However, they did nothing.  And they missed an opportunity.

In all the speculation of the Tigers being active players in the Winter Meetings, there were plenty of fans that were anxious as the weekend started.  They weren't going to move players like Verlander or Cabrera (or were they?) but there were thoughts that some of their younger players would be on the move.  Guys like JD Martinez and Ian Kinsler were talked about.  And even Justin Wilson and Jose Iglesias names popped up.  And then, just like that, the weekend was over.  And nothing happened.  For the Tigers anyway.

With them not doing anything, they missed an opportunity to get worse, but in the long run get better.  I know that most everyone agrees that if the Tigers were able to win a handful of games against Cleveland this past season they would have made the playoffs, but to what end?  What is the point of making the playoffs if you can't make a legitimate run at the World Series?  With Cleveland making it to game seven of the World Series, I got to thinking.  The Tigers need to let them have their fun in the sun in the division.  Let Cleveland have a few divisional titles while you rebuild and restock the farm system that Dave Dombrowski gutted (I know it wasn't that great of a system to begin with).  Kansas City is still up there and in the mix too.  Let those two battle it out while you sit back and develop a team for the future.

With the talent they have on their current MLB team, it makes it very difficult to just throw the towel in and come to grips with reality.  It seems like every year at the trade deadline the Tigers are either on the cusp of making the playoffs or clearly going to.  With that kind of situation, upper management doesn't want to sell off the pieces for the future.  Normally they want to buy at the trade deadline and make a push into the post season.  Think of two years ago when the Tigers made those trades at the deadline.  I know everyone came to the realization that the Tigers weren't going anywhere that year, but wasn't it exciting to get new young players?  And look, one of them ended up being Rookie of the Year last year!  Add to that that there are some people that think Fulmer isn't even the best of the young pitchers.  There are many that make the argument that Daniel Norris has better stuff and over time could be the better pitcher.  Isn't that exciting?!

With all of this in mind, the Tigers can still do something this season about getting younger and leaner.  At the trade deadline in July, there are always teams that are looking for just one extra player to take them over the top.  The Tigers have such players, and at the trade deadline the sellers hold the trump cards.  The Tigers also need to be smart about what they ask for.  They probably can't make the big splash with just one player, they need to piecemeal a team together.  Get two on the verge of making it minor leaguers for one big leaguer. 

25 December 2016

The Christmas Post

*Author's note: I wrote this back in 2008 and I have since made it my Christmas Eve or Christmas day post. It is simple and makes it easy for me to say that I at least wrote something for the holidays. Enjoy the day everyone. Be sure to keep the television off as long as possible and love being with family and friends.*

We are watching A Christmas Story right now, and there is nothing better in this movie than the nostalgic feel of the Christmas morning scene. More than the kids ripping apart the wrapping, it is the expressions on the faces of the mom and dad. Just the joy that they have watching their kids.


As much as people think it is all about the Red Rider BB gun, the movie is more than that. It's about family, more than anything.
  • Idolizing the father
  • Having a life long understanding with your mother
  • And the fighting with your brother
And the final scene of the mom and dad relaxing with the Christmas tree alight and the snow falling at night. Magic.

08 December 2016

Flying By

I had someone ask me the other day how long I had been working at World Market.  And I had to stop and think about it.   I knew roughly how long it had been, but it was just a matter of remembering what year it was that I left Target and started this new job. 

Here's the post from just over three years ago.  It's bananas to sit back and realize it's been three years.  I know in the grand scheme of things three years isn't a big deal, but the time has just flown by.  In that time I've had three different job titles and have been promoted to a managerial position.  The main reason I left Target was because there was no where to go.  There was no upward movement, no matter how much they say they promote from within.  They promote up one level or two, but that's about it.  It seems like they go out to recent college graduates for their managerial positions.  At least that was what I encountered.  I mean, why would you promote someone with almost a decade's worth of work and experience when you can just hire someone right out of college?

I'm not bitter, seriously, because every time I go into a Target I am so thankful I found the job I have now.  I will tell you, leaving the job I had for almost eight years was scary as hell.  You don't know if it's going to go as well as you hope.  You don't know if you made the right decision.  You just don't know.  Unless you do it.  And having the support of your family makes it a little bit easier.