The one thing I really miss about living is the police and fire reports. Living in a larger city such as Wichita, you see all the fighting and stabbing and shooting and religious ranting and it gets on your nerves (at least on my nerves). But you get into small towns and cities like the Soo and you get police reports such as this one from this past weekend:
Cold pizza
A local pizzeria contacted Sault Police Saturday evening after they were unable to find anyone at their intended destination.
A police investigation determined that a local woman wished to have a pizza delivered to her apartment, but did not have any minutes left on her cell phone. The woman did, however, have text messaging capabilities and contacted one of her friends on the west coast requesting that she phone in her order.
The Washington woman apparently had all the details correct, except for the apartment number, sending the delivery man to an unoccupied residence. By the time the misunderstanding was sorted out the delivery man had already departed and the pizza presumably cold.
The would-be customer apparently worked out an agreement with the pizzeria management allowing police to close the books on this investigation.
I love it. Some people might not get it, but I think that it is great because there isn't anything going on in town and one of the things to report along with domestic assaults and minors consuming is a miscommunication between someone too lazy to drive to a pizza joint, someone on the Pacific coast, and a delivery guy.