Here is something fun and hopefully will get you my dead reader to laugh or perhaps smile a bit.
-Why did the cannibal get expelled from school?
~Because he was buttering up his teacher.
-A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
See, you are smiling.
29 October 2006
27 October 2006
Oh well
Baby steps, baby steps...and all next year, the Tigers can claim to be the SECOND best team in baseball. Errors were very very very very very very very very very costly during the world series. It happens. Baseball is a game of streaks.
21 October 2006
Game one tonight
The first game of the World Series between the Tigers and the Cardinals starts in just over an hour. The two teams have met before in the world series. The Tigers won in seven games back in 1968 and the Cards won in 1934 also in a seven game series.
I am hoping that this series goes five games in favor of Detroit (obviously) just so they can celebrate in Detroit if they do win. That city would go absolutly bonkers if that happens. I'll be cheering and supporting them on from down here this year and every year I will be alive. That is a sign of a true fan, always support even during the down years. None of this bandwagon jumping on and off bullshit that you see in sports.
I am hoping that this series goes five games in favor of Detroit (obviously) just so they can celebrate in Detroit if they do win. That city would go absolutly bonkers if that happens. I'll be cheering and supporting them on from down here this year and every year I will be alive. That is a sign of a true fan, always support even during the down years. None of this bandwagon jumping on and off bullshit that you see in sports.
14 October 2006
Who's house?
The Tigers' house! That's right, the Detroit Tigers are going to the WORLD SERIES! That is right, the WORLD SERIES! They just won the American Leauge Series on a walk-off home run by Magglio. He was fucking money during this game. He had two home runs, one one run homer and the three run walk off home run.
I'm so excited. Now the Detroit Tigers bandwagon is pretty full. I just have one question for all of those fans who finally decided to cheer for them, where were you to support them when they were losing one hundred plus games a year? I tell you what, you weren't on the bandwagon then. Back then, I could stretch out on the bandwagon and not hit anyone. Shame on all of you for jumping on this year and for turning your backs on them in the years past.
I'm so excited. Now the Detroit Tigers bandwagon is pretty full. I just have one question for all of those fans who finally decided to cheer for them, where were you to support them when they were losing one hundred plus games a year? I tell you what, you weren't on the bandwagon then. Back then, I could stretch out on the bandwagon and not hit anyone. Shame on all of you for jumping on this year and for turning your backs on them in the years past.
11 October 2006
Tragic day for baseball
Today: Cory Lidle, pitcher for the New York Yankees was killed when the plane he was flying crashed into a New York high rise. He and one other person were killed, no other people were injured. Lidle was quoted eariler in the year saying that he had found a new love; flying. Unfortunately, he leaves behind a wife and child.
07 October 2006
The best day ever??
Well, maybe not the best day ever, but pretty fuckin' close. First off, the Tigers BEAT DOWN the Yankees 8-3 today and advanced to the American Leauge Championship series. Now, the majority of the sports analizers were saying how the Yankees had the best one through nine batting order ever. They however, failed to count on the Tigers pitching staff shuting them down. If you take away the one bad inning that Nate Robertson had in the first game (in which he allowed five runs), the most runs the Yankees scored in an inning against the pitching staff during this series was two runs. TWO RUNS! Hows that for lights out pitching. Fuckin' Yankees. Always overappreciated and overpaid.
Secondly, I got news that I was getting my promotion at Taget that I was hoping for. Now granted, I won't start my training until Novemeber when I get back there full time, but I will be heading in that direction before hand (and hopefully I will start getting my team lead pay :o)).
Now, I am enjoying a nice big glass of whiskey before bed.
Secondly, I got news that I was getting my promotion at Taget that I was hoping for. Now granted, I won't start my training until Novemeber when I get back there full time, but I will be heading in that direction before hand (and hopefully I will start getting my team lead pay :o)).
Now, I am enjoying a nice big glass of whiskey before bed.
06 October 2006
today is finally ending
I am just about ready to put a cap on my 16 (thats right kids, sixteen) hour day. My boss gave me last Sunday off so I could work today at OCM. Well, he failed to tell me I would be working at 8:30 in the a.m. I left the apartment at 8:00, worked until 2:45 post meridian. Then I drove the twenty minute commute that just flies by these days, got dressed for Target and worked there until 11:00. All in all, I worked fifteen ungodly long hours. Well, technically, fourteen and a half, I got a lunch break at Target. But I was on my feet all day long and I am ready to get to bed.
On a much lighter, and happier note. The Tigers won their game tonight against that evil empire known as the New York Yankees. They lead their best of five series two games to one. They need to just one more win to advance and face the Oakland Athletics. And to think, tons of people counted them out when they lost the first game. Shame on all you nay sayers and haters.
On a much lighter, and happier note. The Tigers won their game tonight against that evil empire known as the New York Yankees. They lead their best of five series two games to one. They need to just one more win to advance and face the Oakland Athletics. And to think, tons of people counted them out when they lost the first game. Shame on all you nay sayers and haters.
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