If you are above the age of thirteen, you should not have a pet rat.
I had someone come up to me today and ask if a certain kind of cage liner was free of some kind of wood because his pet rats (yes, note the plurality of the word rat) were allergic to it. And my thought process went to two things. 1.)He can't be married and
2.)I wonder how many dead bodies he has in his ice chest.
That shit is just wrong. He wasn't some high school kid with a pet snake and had feed mice or feed rats. He wasn't some kind of scientist. He's just lonely. He just needs a friend to talk to and unfortunately, it is in the form of some allergenic rats. Is that even possible? How can you be allergic to wood?
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