Like I stated before, Andrea and I had our wedding reception on the 28th of July. One week later, Marc and Kim got married and we had the reception that night. During the two receptions one thing was made abundantly clear: dancing is wrong.
Wedding receptions take away the ability to dance to the music. Granted you have your tangos and your salsas and your polkas (yeah polka!) which require a little bit of skill. But if you take a normal everyday song and play it you get practically everyone doing the proverbial 'white man dance'. Everyone knows what that means, there is no reason to go into it. However, if the same song were to be played at a dance club, it would be completely different. You would be able to dance the way you wanted to...mainly grabbing your favorite guy or gal and grinding and grinding and grinding and throw in a little jump here and there and some more grinding. Why is this...it is one little word.
FAMILY. Who wants to grind up on their wife or girlfriend while great aunt sally is looking on. No one. To solve the problem there should be two wedding receptions. Almost like having a party and then an after party. You have the regular reception with the food and cake and families and nice dancing and horrible white people dancing. Then after all the old people go to bed, bust out the club music and get your grind on. It works out. You know you feel like a dork dancing all by yourself shuffling your feet back and forth having no idea what to do with your hands because they aren't caressing your wife's ass. Problem solved. So the next wedding reception you plan, make it two seperate affairs. One family oriented and one bar/dance club oriented.
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