Dear Matt Millen,
The joke is on you, the Detroit Lions are starting to turn it around ahead of schedule. It took you six years to run the organization into the ground and has taken Martin Mayhew only two years to get it going in the right direction. His ability to draft players other than at the Wide Receiver position has put faith back into the organization. Oh, and he realized Roy Williams was past his prime and should be in jail for the malicious act of trade robbery he committed against the Dallas Cowboys.
Sincerely yours,
The Detroit Lions fans and organization
P.S. You suck as a commentator.
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Dear Joe Paterno,
Please retire. It isn't because you are not good at your job, because you are, but because the sport has surpassed your knowledge. And not your knowledge of the game, but your knowledge of the current systems colleges use. I really want to see you get to four hundred wins, but perhaps you should have retired a few years ago when you had some fantastic teams. I know you need one more win to get to four hundred, but please please please, retire. Ride off into the sunset on the shoulder pads of the young men who have great grandparents that probably played for you.
Respectfully yours,
A football fan.
P.S. Your nickname rocks!
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