wrapping

I was never good at wrapping presents.  I haven't had that talent for cutting the wrapping paper just the right length so it folds up nice and neat and professional looking.  Oh no, if you get a wrapped present from me, a minimum of one side is going to be all jacked up and messy.  One side may look nice, but the other side, holy shit.  

And I suppose I could make the argument that I don't put much stock in wrapping because it is just going to get torn into come Christmas morning, but no.  Never had the wrapping talent.  The wrapping gene is missing from my DNA.  But so what, right?