As I was at work today, I realized that the best way to sell a product was through marketing. Prime example: Yogurt.
In my department, there are some of the drinkable yogurts, sounds awful, I know. Anyway, on one package there is spongebob squarepants and on another is hanna montana. I overheard a mother ask the following:
'Do you want spongebob or hanna?'
Seriously? fucking A. the stuff could taste like ass, but the kid wants to have something with a cartoon on it. I want to market a food that tastes awful, but I'll market it towards kids, overcharge the parents, and they'll buy it because if they don't, their kids will throw a fit. And they don't want that in a grocery store.
I think I have found my path to making millions.
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