The best thing about my ipod is the shuffle mode (I guess you would call it that). All six hundred plus songs and it just spits out things that don't go well together. Kind of keeps me on my music toes I guess.
I got two great stories from work today. Yes, the day before christmas, a very stressful and busy, but still I must share. Story one:
I walked into our equipment room to get a new battery for my walkie. Two of my fellow team leads are in there talking and changing equipment out. Says I 'Am I interupting anything interesting?'
Says Mr. D 'No Mike, we were waiting for you.' and he proceeds to close the door. Only after he gets the door closed Ms. R says 'Oh God.' rather loudly because she didn't quite get the joke until after Mr. D had the door closed. We all three bust out laughing and walk out to the odd looks of those in the hallway. We were right next door to the security office and couldn't help but think that they heard Ms. R say what she said at the volume she had said it.
Story two:
As I stand in the frozen aisle talking with Mr. C before I took off for the day I had this conversation with a team member (TM):
TM: 'Do we have rhubarb?'
M: 'It is a seasonal vegetable that produce carries'
TM: 'So it is back in seasonal?'
M: 'No...it would be in produce, but it's a seasonal vegetable.'
TM: 'So not seasonal?'
M: 'No.
Shit you not.
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