23 November 2005

the day before Thanksgiving

This year is the first year that I will not be spending Thanksgiving with my family. At first thought, one might say, oh that's too bad, or oh I'm sorry, etc. etc. However, I would like to take a quick moment to tell you all it sucks to be all of you that are spending time with your families. You have to get dressed, I can stay in my pajamas if I want, you all get turkey, I get steak (yeah, STEAK!), You have to travel, I have to travel to my couch and watch the Lions play Atlanta (which is great because I haven't been able to watch much Lions football this year, please refrain from any comments, I will always be a Detroit sports fan (Lions, Tigers, Wings, and Pistons) even down here in Kansas).
That is all, and don't forget to thank your local Native American for saving the white man from starving that first year (What a mistake that was. :o)) Enjoy your time with your families and eating your turkey...I'll be on the couch with my steak.

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