Man grilling time

At work yesterday, I was discussing with a co-worker what we were doing this weekend.  I have nothing to do because I don't have to work and Andrea is still back in Michigan.  So, in a joking manner, we determined that any time a wife or girlfriend or fiancee is out of town there has to be a 'Man Grilling Time'.  Man Grilling Time (or MGT) includes the following:

• Red meat for a meal (just red meat, no vegetables) and possibly potatoes
• Beer or straight liquor (most likely scotch or bourbon or whiskey)
• Grunting
• And, location permitting, a loin cloth or just plain nudity

So that last part was added as a fun little joke, but if that crumbles your cookie go nuts (ha, nuts).  MGT is along the same lines as the Man Corner at clothing or shoe stores.  The back corner where all the husbands go and punch each other in the junk, grunt to communicate, and piss all over each other to show male dominance.  The Man Corner was first brought to my attention by our good friend Marc while our wives were shoe shopping in Dallas.  Ahhh, testosterone.  Don't you just love it?

 So guys, enjoy some MGT the next time your lady is out of town.  Go to the closest liquor store and buy some cheap beer and go get an expensive steak from the butcher (if there is one close to you) and get your grill on.