29 January 2008

hollywierd (house remix) and flying hubcaps

I don't have a tendency to dwell on the happenings of hollywood for the main reason that those people are shallow and have no souls. However, I still have one thought on the death of Heath Ledger. I have figured out why it is such a tragedy, and it's not because he died this young (that happens). It's the fact that people like him (you know, the talented and respectable ones) die and then you have lindsey lohan doing nose candy and driving at the same time, fifty pound paris hilton drinking like a fish (and doing some blow [allegedly]), britney spears opening up her own baby factory, and the whatnot and nothing happens to them. They are the ones who deserve to go into drug induced comas and never come out, or get sent to Africa and dropped in the middle of the Congo, or get put in jail for twenty years so we don't hear from them ever again. But that's not how it works. Too bad.

I'm done with that. Onward.

I watched a hubcap fall off a car today. It was great. I took my fish bowl of change to the bank and was by the highway and watched a high school kid come off the highway and turn left after the light turned red (which seems customary here in Wichita, and does that piss me off to no end). So he is speeding and turning and then off comes his passenger side front hubcap. Serves him right, the greasy high school bastard. It rolled right into the ditch too, so you can't see it. But yeah, it was just like in the movies...make the turn and the cap continues to go straight while the car turns. He didn't even slow down which leads me to believe he didn't notice it falling off...nice.

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